NO AMERICAN DUSTBIN!

Goodness sake! I DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND! Especially not an American dustbin. I am devoted to Bobbie and my dear little cute Bobbers. Today, i went to Yee ling's house and started fooling around. Carmen logged in to her msn and started talking to her American friends online, some guy called dustbin. Anyway, we started to use the webcam and he got to see a photo of carmen, yee ling and i. Then he said i was cute... Ewww. He's such a hairy guy who doesn't shave and he already have a girlfriend. Then Carmen started to say that i can be his mistress and stuff and said i commented that he's cute. Which i obviously didn't. And i was chased all over the apartment coz they were trying to make me show myself in front of the webcam. And then, Carmen asked him whether he'll date with me or something and he said yes. (Thoroughly disgusted) Then, i went to hide in the toilet. In the end, he still saw me through the webcam. I didn't get a chance to clarify myself at all and Carmen started all about the i think he's cute stuff. (ready to puke) Finally, Yeeling and Carmen started saying all about him being my boyfriend. Definitely not true. And with their fabulous imagination, they started saying who's gonna be the flower girl and brides maid. Haiz. I will never accept him. Firstly, he's not handsome. Secondly, he's totally aimless in life, no self confidence at all. Thirdly, i feel nothing towards him. He's not attractive at all and he has no talents apparently. Totally disgusted. Americans are weird. Even the green furry stuff that comes out of the dustbin in Elmo's world looks much better than him. And don't ever compare him to Bobbie. Bobbie is Bobbie. He is handsome and he's got talents. He has got nothing in common with the American dustbin. That's all. Once again, I have nothing to do with the american dustbin. Bobbie, i will always love you.