That was the first positive sms that i received after so many smses to the different people... The next day, i sms him '' you have mouth as sexy as a fish's, you have nose as pretty as an elephant's, you have ears are as unique as a rabbit's and your hair is like a bird's nest fern.''
''-_-///i am not sexy and???y is my ear big'' he replied. So, i sms him that he was so naive. By then, i was already at yee ling's house and i witnessed what had happened. From him receiving my message and how yee ling was telling him ''remember what i taught you last week? what is naive?'' He simply replied ''oh that i don't remember'' Then he refused to clarify what that word means and he just replied me ''thank uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu'' (so stupid) to us filling his brain up with loads of rubbish like Bobbie's lover is the one who sms you...He's a gay in our class but he's really nice... He's got much more muscles than you and you only have fats and he likes to wear shirt not like you...
Out of courtesy, i sms'' welcome''(Practically in front of him, yet he didn't realise i was bobbie's lover) Because of his pure stupidity, he replied ''huh? :-/i don't get it'' Then Peggy and i were telling him Bobbie's lover replied you that because of basic courtesy. In the secret, i sms him ''stupid'' under the cushion and he got so fed up he almost burst into a fire ball. Then he sms me ''hey did you know my sister is fat?'' then i saw him laughing and everything telling everyone what he sms me and imagining all sorts of sms that i would reply like ''i know she is fat'' But instead, i sms him''i think u are the most fat one'' ''hey bigshow fatter'' (heard from him bigshow is some wrestler) ''people got muscles u only got fats'' He starts to give angry face and all sorts of stupid actions. ''y u little f___er'' he replied. ''childish you have butt as pink as a baboon'' Then he replied ''I am ignoring you'' and he told us i don't like bobbie's lover i like carmen. (carmen said she was guang pin and insults him although he doesn't get the sarcasm, that's why he likes her) And then i replied ''i'm so scared'' (meant to be sarcastic) and he exclaimed '' i am not going to bother about bobbie's lover'' Then i gave him another nursery rhyme (barney tune)
i hate you
you hate me
you are one stupid pervert
with a great big punch
and a kick from me to you
there goes you boy in the poo
''you have a mentality of a 2 year old'' Well i guess he doesn't understand that word but he just refused to message me back. During the session of smsing, we were watching a Jackie Chan movie(the latest and boring one)and we started laughing at yee ling's brother's idiocy but to not make him suspicious, we kept saying''oh the movie is so funny'' then, we watched twilight(half of the movie only) and because he was so noisy, i told him ''I've seen this report in the Internet and do you know that a person is only considered calm when he can keep quiet for 20 minutes?'' He tried but after 30 seconds, he started to talk and had to try again. Finally, he just totally failed the 'test' and gave up on it. Then, i told him''if you look at the clock for 2 minutes, you'll realise something will change'' At first, he stared at the clock but after 10 seconds he looked away and said ''where got?'' We told him that it was not 2 minutes yet and he just went off talking to his friend on the phone. No determination...After that, we all went home and i got to see peggy's brother, my unlucky victim. He seems quite rude and he has got a loud, clear voice. No where near cute though. On the way to the mrt with Yee Ling, we had a really nice chat and talked about quite a few things(and finished the chips that yee ling had stolen from her brother):D
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