The handphone fun

Mid year exams are over! At long last, i can enjoy life... Although i still have my french exams this coming tuesday, but who cares? What's important is now. Before i get back my exam's results, i'm going to enjoy life to the fullest! Back to the handphone fun... Previously, i gave carmen and yee ling my brother's handphone number and they started to sms him nonsense(yay!i finally get my revenge after him bullying me for so many years...) there were things like: i love you so much... you're like the swallow that flew so high it hit a tree and die... those sweet sweet messages were sent by yee ling while those slightly insulting ones were sent by carmen. And of course, i had my share of messages. I suggested Carmen to sms things like you're a chicken that shits eggs out and when you start to fly all your feathers drop out, you're a strand of hair that fell down and down into the waters, till you reach the bottom of the river.You called for help but no one ever heard you. Finally one day your saviour came and with much determination and a kind heart, he saved you but before you even said 'thank you', he told you ''your dandruff is really very serious...'' After all our hard work thinking of so many fabulous ideas, he totally wasted our time as he just deleted everything. Hence, i decided to change my target. Peggy's brother. i sms more than 9 messages to him, i think. There were :

old mac burger had chicken

ee ya ee ya o

with a pee pee here and a poo poo there

ee ya ee ya o

2 little burgers

go pig pig

3 little bak kwa

go ooh ooh

4 little malays

go no pork

so old mac burger

goes halal

ee ya ee ya o

(i dont mean to be racist, the joke is purely for fun)

your lips are as sexy as a fish's

and one more nursery rhyme:

1 little 2 little 3 little ballies

4 little 5 little 6 little shorties

7 little 8 little 9 little baskets

10 cm is your height!

you are like a hippo that jumps and jumps. The ground split and you you fall towards the centre of the Earth. You experience terminal velocity and before you realise what had happened, you hit the Earth's core and die.

bak kwa is red

waters are blue

elephants are big

and so are you

Finally, he decided to sms me and ask who i am. I replied an animation with a boy and a panda sticking their tongues out and asked ''do you really wanna know?'' he replied ''ya'' and i gave him this riddle:

i am a relative of the deep waters

a friend of the iceberg

i was once so famous

because of my mighty history

that left so many shocking agape

the answer is titanic but i think he's still cracking his head over it...Peggy informed me that he seemed to be thinking really hard. Haha such a nice fun day. Then i came home and took the whole afternoon setting up this blog.