Eclipse

Eclipse is really horrible. Bella is so fickle-minded and she actually loved 2 guys! But the most disgusting part is that SHE KISSED JACOB! That furry, sweaty, ugly, smelly dog. And this is the first book that i actually skipped pages of it because i really can't stand the content. I don't bother to read all the pages with Jacob in it. I can't stand it. DISGUSTING! Well, Harry Potter is still the best. I'm still gonna read breaking dawn anyway, to see how Jacob dies. (sorry to all those twilight fans, but i really can't stand how Bella can love 2 men at the same time) The author ruined the whole story. Maybe Bella's relationship reflects on her own personal experience. Who knows? But KISSING JACOB! That is so... no words can describe this hideous crime. Conclusion: Eclipse s___ks

Finally blogging again

For the last few days i've been laughing so hard that my throat hurts. I started reading the twilight series and well, Harry Potter is still the best. The twilight book started out fine until jacob came in and Bella became so fickle-minded. Even though Edward left her, it makes no sense that she should recover so easily when she saw Jacob. And the scenes when she and Jacob had physical contact (like hugging and fiddling with her hair) it's just so... gross, disgusting. Even if she treated Jacob as a best friend, a brother, there was no need for those physical contacts and she actually enjoyed him touching her. Eww... The author totally ruined her own story. (sorry didn't remember the author's name... Stephen mayor? stepheny maeyer? no idea.forget it) Well anyway i've decided to continue reading. Starting on Eclipse(if that's the 3rd book) And the movie sucks. The actors had seriously no feelings when they acted. No climax, nothing exciting, almost fell asleep. The music was like some lullaby and it sounds weird.
Ok. Back to why i was laughing. Carmen had been taking pictures of me and Yee ling, all the unglam ones, and i became so deperate i actually carried my bag in front of me to be prepared for another attack by Carmen and her phone's camera. The pictures taken were so funny, Yee Ling's ghostly ones and my well, nostrils and some other really bad looking ones. Some day i am going to take Carmen's unglam ones... Provided that i get a new phone. We went science centre yesterday and sitting at the back seats of the bus, i was frantically turning 180 degrees to avoid Carmen's camera and in the end i was so paranoid that even when she flashed a book in front of me i would take it for her camera and start hiding. I bet we were the noisiest in the bus. Anyway, the science centre trip wasn't exactly fruitless. At least i found out the dinosaur on exhibition had an anus. And i actually called it a dragon by mistake.
Hsin Ning flew off to Taiwan already, back to her hometown. I'll certainly miss her and Lili's taking off soon. Today's homec was terrible. Carmen actually managed to crack the eggs when it was supposed to be safely put into the boiling waters. The hard boiled eggs ended up as cracked soft eggs. All the white stuff were oozing out of the eggs when they were happily in the saucepan being cooked. There was kind of a cca meeting after that. Tiring. Don't want to elaborate on it... So that's about it. Too tired to continue and i've got things to do.

Prize giving ceremony

Today, we went to science centre for this award ceremony (don't remember what)for dnt club. Some of the groups won the competition and we went to cheer. On the way there Desiree and i were trying to take pictures of everyone. Zhi tao was frantically hiding, Paul and Hong yu seemed to fall asleep as soon as they got up the bus. In the end, Paul was safe from the camera(no idea how he hid his face) and Hong yu didn't seem to bother after that and continued sleeping. We went on to target the sec ones. They kept covering their faces with the bags and i bet it must be real tiring to carry it up for so long.
We reached there, and yay! Free admission! The prize ceremony was extremely boring. 2 upper sec guys went there and one of them fell asleep throughout the ceremony. That was really impressive, considering that the seats were quite uncomfortable. After the ceremony, we wandered aroung the science centre and visited the different exhibitions, like the Nathan head that kept moving from right to left, left to right (and i actually stared at it for 3 whole minutes like an idiot), and potraits that looked differently when you turned it 180 degrees around. Oh, and i realised that zhi tao and jeannie seemed to be together throughout the whole period of free time wandering about **oops are you thinking what i'm thinking?**
After that, we headed to Mc Donalds and had our meal there. The sec 2 boys and Mr Lim shared a table (and Jeannie soon went to join them for the fries). Desiree and i went to the curious shop. All sorts of interesting things were sold there, like this foot(there were also hands and hearts) that can expand to 5 times its size when soaked in water for 72 hours (almost wanted to buy it) and small figurines that can be stretched like jelly and not break.
Outside mc donalds, there was this artificial gigantic, huge dinasour that can move. I didn't really get to take a good look of it but it was really cool. I wanted to take a picture but my phone was just too lousy... New phone!!!

I seriously think he has no brains...

Back to me and yee ling's brother
Yee ling's bro: ''send me more funny sms leh''
I ignored him, then sent
me: '' i love boys. Are you cute?''
We were telling him that Bobbie's lover is a boy.
Yeeling's bro: ''Yes, i am cute''
me: ''I am pin jun and i love boys''
Yeeling's bro: ''really u love boys''
Me: ''Yes they are more attractive than girls and by the way i'm your sister's friend I am a boy''
Yeeling's bro:'' Lol girls are more attractive''

So naive...

This morning, i sms Yeeling's brother
-''Are you still angry?''
brother- ''not anymore''
''Don't sms me anymore, i need bring my phone to class today''
me- ''you can put it in silent mode''
brother ''really? ok thank you''
me ''You are a leaf so beautiful when the wind blows you drop down down and down''
Brother''Really:-/''
He is seriously so naive. I think he thought it was a compliment. Anyway, i sms him in the morning around 6 plus and Yeeling told me he was scolded by his mother for smsing too much. Haha.

time to forget about the unhappiness...here's another reply:)

After smsing Yee Ling's brother, he replied ''nice one! :):)''
That was the first positive sms that i received after so many smses to the different people... The next day, i sms him '' you have mouth as sexy as a fish's, you have nose as pretty as an elephant's, you have ears are as unique as a rabbit's and your hair is like a bird's nest fern.''
''-_-///i am not sexy and???y is my ear big'' he replied. So, i sms him that he was so naive. By then, i was already at yee ling's house and i witnessed what had happened. From him receiving my message and how yee ling was telling him ''remember what i taught you last week? what is naive?'' He simply replied ''oh that i don't remember'' Then he refused to clarify what that word means and he just replied me ''thank uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu'' (so stupid) to us filling his brain up with loads of rubbish like Bobbie's lover is the one who sms you...He's a gay in our class but he's really nice... He's got much more muscles than you and you only have fats and he likes to wear shirt not like you...
Out of courtesy, i sms'' welcome''(Practically in front of him, yet he didn't realise i was bobbie's lover) Because of his pure stupidity, he replied ''huh? :-/i don't get it'' Then Peggy and i were telling him Bobbie's lover replied you that because of basic courtesy. In the secret, i sms him ''stupid'' under the cushion and he got so fed up he almost burst into a fire ball. Then he sms me ''hey did you know my sister is fat?'' then i saw him laughing and everything telling everyone what he sms me and imagining all sorts of sms that i would reply like ''i know she is fat'' But instead, i sms him''i think u are the most fat one'' ''hey bigshow fatter'' (heard from him bigshow is some wrestler) ''people got muscles u only got fats'' He starts to give angry face and all sorts of stupid actions. ''y u little f___er'' he replied. ''childish you have butt as pink as a baboon'' Then he replied ''I am ignoring you'' and he told us i don't like bobbie's lover i like carmen. (carmen said she was guang pin and insults him although he doesn't get the sarcasm, that's why he likes her) And then i replied ''i'm so scared'' (meant to be sarcastic) and he exclaimed '' i am not going to bother about bobbie's lover'' Then i gave him another nursery rhyme (barney tune)

i hate you

you hate me

you are one stupid pervert

with a great big punch

and a kick from me to you

there goes you boy in the poo

''you have a mentality of a 2 year old'' Well i guess he doesn't understand that word but he just refused to message me back. During the session of smsing, we were watching a Jackie Chan movie(the latest and boring one)and we started laughing at yee ling's brother's idiocy but to not make him suspicious, we kept saying''oh the movie is so funny'' then, we watched twilight(half of the movie only) and because he was so noisy, i told him ''I've seen this report in the Internet and do you know that a person is only considered calm when he can keep quiet for 20 minutes?'' He tried but after 30 seconds, he started to talk and had to try again. Finally, he just totally failed the 'test' and gave up on it. Then, i told him''if you look at the clock for 2 minutes, you'll realise something will change'' At first, he stared at the clock but after 10 seconds he looked away and said ''where got?'' We told him that it was not 2 minutes yet and he just went off talking to his friend on the phone. No determination...After that, we all went home and i got to see peggy's brother, my unlucky victim. He seems quite rude and he has got a loud, clear voice. No where near cute though. On the way to the mrt with Yee Ling, we had a really nice chat and talked about quite a few things(and finished the chips that yee ling had stolen from her brother):D

je suis fatigue

累了，真的累了

有如马一般地奔跑，

看到的是无边无际的路，

怎么跑都跑不到尽头，

心灵上的疲惫

身体上的酸痛

能以热诚两个字

就忘得一干二净吗？

能以自我鼓励，

就能克服吗？

要放弃，可却不舍

如何是好？

若放弃了，

心

必定比任何人还要痛

进退两难，

明知道为了自己

最好是放弃，

可心里的一部分，

无论如何渺小，

却一直握紧着，

不肯放手，不肯放弃

该怎么办？

今天如此的局面，

并非我想要的

起初想得如此完美，

不管多少人劝我不要走这条路，

我都不听，

自己的固执，

把自己弄得如此狼狈

即时如此，

我却不曾后悔过

至少我努力过，

尝试过

痛过，

苦过，

但也甜过

考及格，

带给了自己喜悦，

付出那么多而得到的回报

又苦又甜，

若自己没经历那些苦，

又怎会珍惜好不容易得到的收获？

又怎会体会那甜滋滋的喜悦呢？

对法语的那份热爱，

单纯的好奇心，

已成了我坚持下去的推动力

陪伴迷迷糊糊的我，

度过了一整年

这一年，

辛苦，

失望，

厌倦，

可都撑下去了

直到现在，

不为了什么分数而学，

只为了纯粹的想要更认识这语言，

而继续下去，

对分数已心灰意冷，

即时如此，

我还是那么的爱这语言

累了，困了，

可我不想放弃

我愿意为了法语

以我其他科目当赌注，

再继续多一年

心虽然累了

可我不舍得

身边的人

都不懂得

你没亲身经历，

又怎会知道我的苦

这一年多来，

独自一人

孤独地

默默地

坚持了又坚持

在这途中

受了那么多的打击，

都一个人承受了

朋友不安慰

也就算了

可需要残忍地

说我以学法语

为借口，

不参与某些活动呢？

在去年里

所谓的朋友

也只是表面的

有几位

是真正会关心我的呢？

表面上的关心

暗中的讽刺

只显得人的虚伪

太多了

身边太多伪君子了

累得我喘不过气来

我好想休息

好好地休息

没有功课

课外活动

的压力下休息

可我能如愿以偿吗？

新加坡的生活

太累了

太累了

More of messaging...

Today, I reminded Peggy's brother to stay tune to okto at 1 30 pm and he replied ''i am in school'' haha he actually bothered to reply me. Little boys are so naive and innocent... Then, i sms Carmen's friend ''you have hair as cool as the bird's nest, nose as pretty as an elephant's, ears as sexy as a rabbit's, your mouth is as cute as a lion's, your poo is as long as a snake's'' And not a single message from him...Old boys are not fun at all.
Then, Carmen's friend who didn't reply any of my messages, came to my class looking for some people and Carmen was hurrying me to see him. But, my position in class put me in an angle whereby i could not see anyone at the door. Hence, after history i rushed out to see and he was a very white guy with a hairstyle that made him look weird. He wore spectacles and other than that i don't quite remember his features. Oh i think he wore over sized shirt... That's all i can remember. After that, Carmen called me out of the class and i thought what happened because she was kind of shouting to hurry me. It turned out that she was trying to make me meet that guy (more like trying to harm me). I ran into the class before he even got a good view of me. That was close! I have no idea what would happen if he knew that i was the one who sent him all those stupid messages. And he's taller than me...(OK, not like there's many people shorter than me)
History and English test were returned to us... My English was OK but history was not that ideal...73 over 100. Not very good. My source based questions was the cause of it all... But anyway, that would be my last history test. I doubt i would take history next year. But the result is such an ugly full stop to my history subject... Well, who cares about the marks now? It's all over anyway... Yeeling and i were thinking of advertisement jingles in class and we were happily singing our way off. There were mami poko pants, cadbury, discovery channel and...

来baby一个

妈妈一个

baby 妈妈

Something to mention...

Haha! I sent peggy's brother a message. ''catch me at okto, 1 pm'' (because Bob the builder is being shown on tv at that time) And guess what? He replied ''But tomorrow 1pm i not home yet leh'' Such an obediant boy, isn't he? Haha... Then i told him, ''i mean 1 30 pm'' and he replied ''What the hell lar. Who on earth are you?'' Oh... He's getting pissed... But he's such a fun guy!To prank:D

London Bridge is falling down

I just sent Peggy's brother ''I am a friend of numerous vehicles,famous and well known in the carpentery industry, always doing my best to fix things up'' answer is Bob the builder but i doubt he'll ever guess it :D And also:

London bridge is falling down

falling down falling down

london bridge is falling down

so are you

Build it up with pee and poo

pee and poo pee and poo

build it up with pee and poo

why don't you

You'll do your big business

big business big business

You'll do your big business

on the bridge

It will stink just like you do

just like you do just like you do

It will stink just like you do

so smelly

ew...

For the above nursery rhyme that i edited, i went especially to the nursery rhymes website to compose... Hence, HE BETTER REPLY ME. Or it'll be no fun at all...

The vip horror

Today, the sun was shining ever so brightly and i was perspiring ever so profusely. I went to vjc to take the admission tests and it was the most terrible, horrible test that i had ever done. The test was a total disaster. Firstly, the math test was so difficult i almost wanted to give up halfway and start sleeping. They ask all sorts of questions that were never taught before and even those 5 marks questions were only worth 2 marks in the test!!! Secondly, the English test was not any better. It was like some really difficult passages and the questions were like ''which of the options best support the debate?'' For goodness sake, who on earth will know?But at least, something good happened... There was a passage that had the words ''pendulum clock''. At that instant, i felt so encouraged that i actually finished reading that whole passage!!! But, i still didn't understand anything... Hence, i drew my dear pendulum bob in the question booklet. So sweet, isn't it? In a half sleep half awake condition, i managed to finish the whole test. In conclusion, 2 hours of my life was wasted.
Oh...and i sent peggy's brother ''guessed who am i?'' and he replied ''who are you lah?'' haha he's getting pissed:)
Also, i met an ex-classmate and he used to be so short but now he's taller than me!!!argh... After that once i met him at vjc, i started to run away from him. Carmen and i were walking out of the jc and carmen was hurrying me to walk faster as usual. I replied her '' Ya I'm hurrying... But the others are blocking the way...'' And i met him again. ''Let's walk faster'' i told carmen and at that instant, i walked really fast to avoid him and Carmen started laughing. ''haha you were like walking at instant acceleration just now...'' she said. And we laughed all the way to the bus stop. I was happily talking to Carmen when my bus arrived. ''ah.. my bus!''And i ran at the fastest i ever ran to chase a bus. I think i cut through a couple's conversation (maybe they were flirting) and a group of boys and finally! I got up the bus and saw my neighbour. I don't remember ever talking to him but i recognise his face. When he turned towards my direction, i quickly looked out of the window and smiled like an idiot, feeling so stupid. I actually haven't talked to my neighbour in the whole life and I've even been to his house before... Anyway, that's about what happened today:)

The handphone fun

Mid year exams are over! At long last, i can enjoy life... Although i still have my french exams this coming tuesday, but who cares? What's important is now. Before i get back my exam's results, i'm going to enjoy life to the fullest! Back to the handphone fun... Previously, i gave carmen and yee ling my brother's handphone number and they started to sms him nonsense(yay!i finally get my revenge after him bullying me for so many years...) there were things like: i love you so much... you're like the swallow that flew so high it hit a tree and die... those sweet sweet messages were sent by yee ling while those slightly insulting ones were sent by carmen. And of course, i had my share of messages. I suggested Carmen to sms things like you're a chicken that shits eggs out and when you start to fly all your feathers drop out, you're a strand of hair that fell down and down into the waters, till you reach the bottom of the river.You called for help but no one ever heard you. Finally one day your saviour came and with much determination and a kind heart, he saved you but before you even said 'thank you', he told you ''your dandruff is really very serious...'' After all our hard work thinking of so many fabulous ideas, he totally wasted our time as he just deleted everything. Hence, i decided to change my target. Peggy's brother. i sms more than 9 messages to him, i think. There were :

old mac burger had chicken

ee ya ee ya o

with a pee pee here and a poo poo there

ee ya ee ya o

2 little burgers

go pig pig

3 little bak kwa

go ooh ooh

4 little malays

go no pork

so old mac burger

goes halal

ee ya ee ya o

(i dont mean to be racist, the joke is purely for fun)

your lips are as sexy as a fish's

and one more nursery rhyme:

1 little 2 little 3 little ballies

4 little 5 little 6 little shorties

7 little 8 little 9 little baskets

10 cm is your height!

you are like a hippo that jumps and jumps. The ground split and you you fall towards the centre of the Earth. You experience terminal velocity and before you realise what had happened, you hit the Earth's core and die.

bak kwa is red

waters are blue

elephants are big

and so are you

Finally, he decided to sms me and ask who i am. I replied an animation with a boy and a panda sticking their tongues out and asked ''do you really wanna know?'' he replied ''ya'' and i gave him this riddle:

i am a relative of the deep waters

a friend of the iceberg

i was once so famous

because of my mighty history

that left so many shocking agape

the answer is titanic but i think he's still cracking his head over it...Peggy informed me that he seemed to be thinking really hard. Haha such a nice fun day. Then i came home and took the whole afternoon setting up this blog.

the continuation

We fell in love and after a few months of romance (i shall not say what happened in between), we were married and out pop bobbers! my dear dear boy...so cute and adorable, just like my bobbie...Although the young and innocent Bobbers never aims his pee and ended up shooting everywhere, my dear bobbie will always help me out...so sweet... And then, here comes yee ling with her new born Linggy, a combination of her and harry. The always so creative and funny me thought of a beautiful song, dedicated to yee ling. Here goes:
harry potter has a scar

ronald weaseley has red hair

ginny weaseley has husband

yee ling your husband is gone

linggy where is your father

well i still have my bobbie left

nah nah nah nah nah nah nah

A little history

Once upon a time, i was happily playing in the science lab as usual when my wonderful story began... i met him, the handsome, gentle, cool, the most perfect guy you could ever meet... His true identity has always been kept a secret, until he met me. No one would expect anything from a pendulum bob that goes swinging from right to left to right to left then to right again. But, you people never met the true him. The dashing side of him. The side that is only revealed at night when no one is around. The secrecy of his transformation. In the most quiet, peaceful night, i saw him, from a pendulum bob slowly transforming into a prince charming, of course with his white horse. Even though the sword that he carried with him had a broken blade, but it didn't matter. Because i was deeply in love at that moment... Totally mesmerized by his beauty...
To be continued...